Autofellatio

At first I just thought International Bright Young Thing was a rather bizarre compost heap of self-congratulation for such a young website (only 5 years!), but then I noticed that my iconoclasmic essay Aesthetic Anesthetic: Liberating the Punk Canon made the final cut in their best music writing assemblage. Also, my nominations reached #79 and #19 in this curious feature. Call me super bad (*scribe jumps up, kisses self). Now I think the feature is just so awesome, please go read everything there.

Erm, yeah, but my latest PopMatters contribution, a review of this Isleys reissue, is actually better than any of my seminal contributions above. So now that I'm done with that little trip down ego lane, go forth to the retooled Haibun, where fellow PopMatters Supastar Matt Cibula is actually pissed to find "only" two of his skyballs adorning the quintennial starscape.